Deferred.

Pack your bags everyone, America’s not racist anymore

deferred — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:05:04 +0000

On the heels of an Obama victory, some parts of our country took the mantra of “Change” and ran with it:

Next week: the KKK hosts a Pakistani exchange student!

Happy Election Day Eve!

deferred — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:40:06 +0000

Happy Election Day Eve everyone! What was that? My plans for the election? They’re as follows:

Ten parties in one night. This sounds like a really good idea for a really bad movie. Happy Election Day!!

The newest John McCain Attack Ads: part two

deferred — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:02:22 +0000

Three more of those famous Hollywood director attack ads for John McCain have leaked to the internet:

Will they turn the tide of this election for John McCain? We should find out Tuesday.

The newest John McCain Attack Ads

deferred — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:36:23 +0000

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Yes, even in politics. Just this week John McCain commissioned three of Hollywood’s most celebrated directors to direct television campaign advertisements for him. Given the buzz surrounding these spots, it is no surprise that they have leaked to the internet:

It’s nice to see that John Woo decided to go with a heretofore unknown action star for the role of Osama bin Laden in lieu of a more established actor. Good casting, John.

How to look cool for girls on the subway: a primer

deferred — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:32:10 +0000

Given my qualifications of being a creepy guy who uses public transportation, a “How to” post on Comic Wonder today: How to look cool for girls on the subway: a primer

The subway: an inviting respite from the cold winter of loneliness above ground

An excerpt in case you’re averse to clicking links:

There are a lot of dangerous creeps trying to pick up girls on the subway, and you want her to be comfortable in knowing that, while a little creepy, you are one of the harmless ones.

And that, my friends, is the name of the game. Being harmless.

How the Economic Crisis Affects You (assuming it hasn’t directly affected you)

deferred — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:41:16 +0000

Another post I wrote for Comic Wonder: How the Economic Crisis Affects You (assuming it hasn’t directly affected you)

Also, here’s a map of Geneva:

As you can see, Switzerland is gorgeous.

A post I had two week ago: Sarah Palin vs. Bono

deferred — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:14:13 +0000

A post I wrote comparing the qualifications of Governor Sarah Palin and super-rockstar Bono for the website Comic Wonder:

Sarah Palin vs. Bono: Who is more ready to lead?

In preparation for her October 2nd debate with Joe Biden, Sarah Palin is spending the week leading up to it meeting with nine foreign leaders to help her brush up on her foreign policy credentials. Nine foreign leaders … and Bono.

This, of course, begs the question: is this the first time Bono has met with a prospective world leader he’s more qualified than? To find out, I’d like to play a little game I like to call “Palin Vs. Bono: Who’s more qualified?” Let’s play!

The only arena fit to house such formidable combatants

NICKNAMES:

“Sarah Barracuda” vs. (I guess) “Bono”

Right off the bat, Bono is in trouble. A barracuda is not only a fierce predatory fish, but also a kick-ass Heart song. And “Bono”? It’s basically nonsense and he made it up himself. Point: Palin.

AWARDS:

“Miss Wasilla and second runner-up to Miss Alaska (1984)” vs. “22 Grammys and a Golden Globe (lifetime)”

Beauty pageants can be tough. But all Sarah Palin proved was that she was the hottest woman in a town of 7,000 and then the third hottest woman in a state of only 600,000 people in 1984, an historically ugly year and an historically ugly state. Meanwhile, Bono has proven 22 times over that he deserves the highest acclaim in the music industry. Have you ever tried to win a Grammy? It’s hard! Point: Bono.

FASHION EYEWEAR:

“Sexy Librarian Glasses” vs. “Sunglasses Indoors”

I have a strange suspicion that Sarah Palin’s glasses do not have corrective lenses. They’re like those fake glasses Clark Kent wore but she wears them to look smart not to hide her secret identity. Not a fan of sunglasses indoors, but he’s fucking Bono, man. Point: Bono

NRA MEMBERSHIP:

“Yes” vs. “No”

Point: Palin.

TRIPS TO AFRICA:

“None” vs. “A shitload”

Point: Bono.

There you have it. By a score of 3-2, it looks like Bono is more qualified than Sarah Palin to be a vice presidential candidate on a major party ticket. And I just successfully vetted both these candidates more thoroughly than the McCain campaign did.

Update: two videos one post

deferred — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:16:09 +0000

Two more from us:

And one from Kool & the Gang!!

The Office: Jim and Pam

deferred — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:25:42 +0000

Check it:

I love this show!!!

We made this!

deferred — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:06:29 +0000

Hey everyone I know: Jared, Paul, and I made this!

With thanks to actors, Lauren, Emily, Jill, and Jessica, and writer, Jen.